Przygoda Romana - A story about a very special boy

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It was a beautiful autumn morning. The sun was shining when Roman was going to school. He was carrying his school bag and singing merrily. Roman was a ten-year-old blue-eyed and brown-haired boy. He went this way everyday, Monday to Friday.
When he was passing a kiosk he suddenly noticed a strange boy. He pointed his short fat finger straight at Roman.
“You,” he said. “You are disgusting!”
“Am I what?” asked Roman, confused.
“Oh, never mind,” the strange boy said. “Jut come with me and I’ll take you there.”
They passed seven mountains and even seas, and finally they reached the North Pole. Romuś had never been there before. And then something absolutely stunning happened: from behind a little snowdrift, which as it had seemed that nothing could hide, two mysterious figure came. When they approached Roman, they turned out to be twins.
Our hero asked what they were doing there. They explained that the moon had been stolen and they had just hidden it in the snowdrift. Soon they would conquer the nearest galaxy, so they needed Roman’s help.
But Romuś, being a good boy, refused instantly. That’s why we have our moon back and no galaxy was conquered. That’s also why the political situation in Poland is so difficult now: you see, Roman didn’t get to school that day. Poor him… he missed his biology lessons about evolution. Hi teacher was angry, because up to now he hasn’t learned this topic.