In the bank

In the bank
A: Good Morning!
B: Hello! Welcome in our bank! How could I help you?
A: I want to draw my money out of an account.
B: That’t no problem.How much do you need, sir?
A: You know – I wantget this money and invest it in the stock exchange. I want to have a fun with sales stocks and shares….
B: O.K. How much?
A: So, I want to invest but then I could run into debt, couldn’t I? But I don’t want to be in red…..
B: I see. Let’s sum your story – you want to invest in stock exchange, yes?
A: Yes. Do you think it will make a profit?
B: I don’t know, it’s possible.So how much stocks you want to buy?
A: Five. For trying.
B: O.K. That you should get something about 100$. Here you are.
A: Thank you. Bye!
B: Goodbye! Have a nice day!
A: Oh! I would forget! I have to know how much money do I have?
B: O.K. Which account you want to check? Who is a account holder?
A: My current account – account holder is Mike Moller.
B: One moment please…
A: I will wait. Don’t hurry.
B: Your state isn’t good. You have 3000$ in a current account, sir.
A: Oh, it isn’t very much..I have something in a saving.. could you check this account? Obviously account holder is Mike Moller – I am.
B: You have 4500$ in this account.
A: It’s not too much.. I think that I will have to use a bank loan if I want to buy something extra…
B: DO you want have a printout with state of your accounts?
A: Yes, I request. What I should do if I’d like to have credit card?
B: You don’t have to do too much. What credit card you’d like?
A: I should think about it.. I will think and then I will come again…
B: What I could do it for you, sir?
A: Oh! I have to go… But I’d like to get to know rates of exchange.. How much cost polish zloty and russian rouble?
B: Polish zlotys cost 0,25 $ and Russian rouble 0,5 $ .
A: O.k. Thank you very much!
Drrrrrrrrr..drrr… mobile phone is ringing?
A: Oh! Hello! How much? That’s no problem! When? O.K…japanese restaurant? Do they honour a cheque? Yes? That’s good. Ok! Where? I will be there for 15 minutes! Bye! See you!
B: Pressing phone?
A: Oh yes, I’m sorry, I forgot switch off my mobile phone.. And I must go. I hope we’ll see again… You are so beatiful, madame! Bye!
B: Bye! Have a nice day!