Healthy lifestyle z tłumaczeniem

I decided to start to follow a healthy lifestyle. I made this decision on Friday, and Saturday was supposed to be the first day of my new life.

I got up at 8am, because sleeping too long is said to be unhealthy. Because coffee is bad for you health, I took orange juice from the fridge. I added hot water, because cold drinks are bad for the organism. It didn't taste very good, but it was certainly very healthy.

I found that there was a lot of unhealthy food at home. The ham was too salty, the cheese indigestible, the butter had too much cholesterol and the fresh buns were complete disaster! So I was left with an apple and an old carrot. I ate them both, thinking about my healthy.

I neither watched TV, nor sat at the computer. I didn't even read the newspaper, because it's bad for your eyes. I couldn't lie down, because when you lie down you put on weight. I just walked around the apartment all day long doing absolutely nothing. In the beginning it was rather fun, but at some point I started feeling paralyzed. I couldn't make a phone call, because these devices create some dangerouse eletromagnetic waves, I couldn't even have a fight with my sister, because stress can ruin your beauty.

In the evening, I gave up. I said to my parents that I didn't care about following a healthy lifestyle anymore and that everything was going to return to normal as from Sunday.

They were visibly relieved. ;-)