Dialog w restauracji po angielsku

A: Good morning, miss. Can I assist you? Do you have a reservation?
B: Yes. My name is Caroline Berrygirl/Natalie White.
A: Ah yes, Miss Berrygirl/White. Please come with me to table number 4. Here is the menu. When you decide what to choose, please call me.

B: Waiter!
A: Yes, madame? Can I take your order?
B: What is today's special?
A: For the main course: Aubergines with caviar, soup with sorrel, and a glass of medium wine. For dessert, tiramisu.
B: Are the aubergines fried?
A: Yes, with a delicious turkey sauce.
B: After fried food, I have stomach aches. Slugs are slippery and they stink! And to top it off, wine makes me dizzy.
A: Perhaps... maybe... Bailed lamb with rice and bamboo? In addition, cream of sorrel soup. And for dessert, tiramisu?
B: Hmm... I'll take that but without the apple pie. Instead, I would like tiramisu.

B: Waiter! There is a piece of hair in my dinner!
A: Sorry about that. Please forgive me. I'll bring you the same dinner.

A: Bon appétit!

B: Hey! This is cold!

B: Now it's too hot!
A: So you must blow!
B: Please don't offer me! I can ask for a reimbursement!

A: So... what will it be?
B: Could you give me rice with vegetables and mineral water?

A: This is your bill.

B: So much? Are you insane?
A: I said you could blow.