Horror(little stupid)

When the clock struck midnight I turned off TV. I realise that I was not at home but in a strange, abandoned farm. There were a few graves. Then I saw 7 dead bodies get out of these graves and come in my direction. I felt a little as if I was half buried in the ground. I got out and I hid in an open vault. It was a mistake. There was a big Zombie there, and he looked hungry. I cut off his leg and decided to use it for protection from the not very nice guys. At first I was doing well gut but then Zombie started to bite me, and surprisingly I didn’t feel any pain. I started to run. And I stopped in a room with mirror. Then I realised why I didn’t feel any pain, I was one of them. Why were they trying to eat me then? The only explanation of that story was that I wasn’t so badly bitten by worms as they were. I ran to one of the Zombies and I pull out all his limas when he lost his ability to run. I asked him why they wanted to eat me. The answer was: “ We don’t have any entertainment”. I hoped to hear a more intelligent answer, but what can you expect from Zombie?

Suddenly from round the corner appeared a group of dead men who were the reason for my escape. I hid at home. There was a frightened countryman there who got very scared when he saw me. I told him all my story which happened to me. He told me how to come back home. I was very happy to hear that because I was tired of running away from all this strange creatures. The man took me to a machine and he told me to get inside vehicle. I was very happy about going back. After 3 minutes I felt dizzy because the machine was rolling very fast. But something went wrong because instead of being at home I was in a crater of volcano and not as a human but as a Zombie. I was there alone. Suddenly the earth started to quake, the volcano erupted and I was blown into the air with a few big rocks. My head become a ball for a couple of kids from the small village. But then I woke up in my room, I was healthy but all my body hurt.